#OldLadyWithClass

Prof:

So Columbus came west and found the Americas. Well. Actually didn’t make to the Americas, but found Indians. Well. He named them that. Actually, Canadian Indians don’t like to be called Indian. American Indians don’t mind. Not sure why. So. Well. We’ll call them Indians for now.

Me (inside my head):

We just argued about the French Revolution and the exclusion of women and its framework for…

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My Dr. Doolittle Moment

I’m not saying I talk with my dog, but we do communicate. Take last night, I’m pretty sure what she was saying to me was “If you ever put tomato in a grilled cheese sandwich and then try to feed your crusts to me, I’ll rip your throat out while you sleep.”

My Dr. Doolittle Moment

I’m not saying I talk with my dog, but we do communicate. Take last night, I’m pretty sure what she was saying to me was “If you ever put tomato in a grilled cheese sandwich and then try to feed your crusts to me, I’ll rip your throat out while you sleep.”

It’s Father’s Day

April Is Daffodil Month

She offered me the opportunity,
to donate. She offered me a daffodil to wear, tucked
neatly, smartly
onto my jacket lapel.
Would I like to join the fight against Cancer? She smiles.
No thank you.
I wear my daffodil under my clothes and try to
forget it.
It was carved onto my skin with a scalpel.
It’s not a fight. I didn’t win. I didn’t
beat it.
Medicine. Doctors. A lot of luck.
The best we can…

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Thoughts for a Sunday.

Allowing the dog to eat spilled dog food off the floor is not the same as vacuuming.

Thoughts for a Sunday.

Allowing the dog to eat spilled dog food off the floor is not the same as vacuuming.

When I get old.

When I get old.

1620604_10152137229291005_629463375_nWhen I get old, I want to wear wigs.

I want to wear garish red lipstick and flirt outrageously with handsome young men.

When I get old, I want to sit in the sun where I can hear the waves crashing against the beach.

I want to giggle at the boys who walk by wearing their wetsuits carrying their surf boards under their arm.

When I get old, I want to drink tea while reading books.

When I get old,…

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Study Aide

I’ll trade you my house full of chocolate for a tin of Pringles.

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Nostalgia

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