Fact - there’s more yoga mat in bread than there is bread in people who use yoga mats #notreallyafact
Facebook keeps telling me we should be friends.
I know eh. Turns out their magical formula can’t see everything.
Yes. We do have 36 friends in common.
But I don’t think Facebook knows about our date.
Do you remember?
I knew it was all about sex the moment you sat down at the table in the bar.
I was bored. It almost happened.
Then you over played your hand.
Canadian girls are so cold. Not like us…